I know I should have stopped after the last post. I really should have just left it alone. I should have published that post and never gone back to Male Chauvinist Woman’s blog, but for some reason I seek out stuff that hurts my brain. Oh boy, did I find some truly brain-breaking material.
If you take off your panties and get into bed with a man, he will conclude that you want to have sex with him. Counterintuitive, I know, but there ya go.
So, anytime a woman not wearing a chastity belt gets in bed with a man she can expect to wake up with his penis in her vagina? Seriously, this has not been the experience of my friends and me.
Two heterosexual people of the opposite sex have been known to sleep in the same bed, sometimes even nude, and not end up having sex. Really it’s not magic; it’s simply two people agreeing that since one, or both, of them isn’t interested in sex tonight that there won’t be sex. Unless, of course, you believe that a man’s penis completely takes over his brain whenever he see a great pair of tits and ass. (…this, by the way, is from the same mind that concludes women are irrational.)
In a reply to Hex*, MCW brings up many a man’s objection to the confusing signals modern women send to men [/sarcasm]:
So if a woman took off her panties, got into your bed and rubbed up against you, meanwhile breathing, “No,” into your ear, you claim that wouldn’t be a mixed signal? I pity the women who actually want to sleep with you; what do they have to do, put it on a billboard?
Actually, all it really takes is the woman saying “Yes, I want to have sex” and the man feeling sure of her sincerity. Seriously, asking and waiting until she clearly states that she want to have sex isn’t difficult. I know it’ll completely ruin people’s romanticized version of hot, rough sex filled with violence, but frankly I don’t care for it unless there’s clear consent and a safeword involved.
*He now has his own blog. GO. READ. He’s a better writer than I am.